Hudson: Mommy. I need a gift card.
Mommy: You do? To what store?
Hudson: The stroganoff store.
Hudson: Daddy. What's your favorite stairs?
Daddy: Uhh?? I'm not sure. What's your favorite stairs?
Hudson: The stairs in heaven.
Hudson: (rubbing Daddy's scruffy face at the end of the day) Daddy, your face is skinny!
Daddy: Oh, you mean scratchy.
Hudson: Yeah, it's skinny.
Hudson: Daddy. What's your favorite heiny?
Daddy: What?!! (I'll omit his answer for privacy's sake :) What's your favorite heiny?
Hudson: Ma and Pa's. (Marty's parents)
I'm not sure where he learned the word heiny. We don't use it in our house. We prefer more anatomically correct terms such as booty.